Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because Seven Eight Nine!
How do you make 7 even?
Remove the “S”!
Why did the golfer change socks?
Because he got a hole in one!
What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?
There are three types of people in the world ...
Those who can count, and those who cannot!
What did the 0 say to the 8?
Why did the two 4’s skip dinner?
Because they 8 already!
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because, then it would be a foot!
Why did the quarter not roll down the hill with the nickel?
Because it had more cents.