Monday, June 4, 2018

first class for first grade

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because Seven Eight Nine!

How do you make 7 even?
Remove the “S”!

Why did the golfer change socks?
Because he got a hole in one!

What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?

There are three types of people in the world ...
Those who can count, and those who cannot!

What did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice belt!

Why did the two 4’s skip dinner?
Because they 8 already!

Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because, then it would be a foot!

Why did the quarter not roll down the hill with the nickel?

Because it had more cents.

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